Happy Lie to Your Friends Day
Now, I'm a very silly person, so some of you may be surprised that I'm anti-April Fools Day. In fact, I used to be all for it. But after a few pranks gone horribly awry that led to all sorts of hurt feelings, it finally dawned on me that nothing good could come of lying to your friends and loved ones for the sole purpose of being able to say, "Ha ha, I just abused your trust! That's what you get for thinking I care enough about you to respect you and your feelings! Sucker!" But lots of bad can come of it.